[bFunny ]Fishing Quotes[/b]
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work .
Whoever said "A bad day of fishing is always better than a good day at work. Never had their boat sink!
Tight Lines.
Eat-Seep-Fish-Repeat.
May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.
The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't.
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.
When I’m dead my biggest worry is that my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
Good things come to those who bait.
Gone fishin', be back at dark-thirty.
There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.
Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.
The best way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming.
I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent.
Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.
Early to bed and early to rise, fish like hell and make up lies.
Old fisherman never die, they just smell that way.
I fish so therefore, I lie.
Fish tremble when they hear my name.
Everyone ought to believe in something, I believe in fishing.
Bait your own hook, clean your own fish and tell your own lies.
Don’t tell fish stories were people know you.
Be patient and calm - for no one can catch fish in anger.
The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.
He's not the sharpest hook in the tackle box.
Fly fishing is like sex, everyone thinks there is more than there is and that everyone is getting more than their share.
If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you're doing something wrong.
A fisherman is a jerk on one end of the line, waiting for a jerk on the other.
A woman who has never seen her husband fishing, doesn’t know what a patient man she married.
The fishing is always better on the other side of the lake.
Good things come to those who wade.
Born to Fish…Forced to Work.
FISH: an animal that grows the fastest between the time it’s caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.
Fish or cut bait.
Fish stories told here….some true.
Fisherman and other liars welcome.
Fishy, fishy in the brook, come and bite my little hook.
Fishermen fall for it, hook, line and sinker.
Fishing isn’t a matter of life and death….It’s much more important.
Here lives a grouchy old fisherman and the catch of his life.
I fish…therefore I am.
I don’t exaggerate…I just remember BIG.
I never met a fish I didn’t like.
I only fish on days that end in “Y.
Make fishin’ your mission.
SHUT UP AND FISH.
The four B’s of fishing: boat, bait, beer and BS.
There’s a fine line between fishing…and standing on the shore like an idiot.
To fish is human, to throw back is divine.
All fishermen are liars.
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work .
Whoever said "A bad day of fishing is always better than a good day at work. Never had their boat sink!
Tight Lines.
Eat-Seep-Fish-Repeat.
May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.
The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't.
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.
When I’m dead my biggest worry is that my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
Good things come to those who bait.
Gone fishin', be back at dark-thirty.
There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.
Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.
The best way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming.
I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent.
Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.
Early to bed and early to rise, fish like hell and make up lies.
Old fisherman never die, they just smell that way.
I fish so therefore, I lie.
Fish tremble when they hear my name.
Everyone ought to believe in something, I believe in fishing.
Bait your own hook, clean your own fish and tell your own lies.
Don’t tell fish stories were people know you.
Be patient and calm - for no one can catch fish in anger.
The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.
He's not the sharpest hook in the tackle box.
Fly fishing is like sex, everyone thinks there is more than there is and that everyone is getting more than their share.
If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you're doing something wrong.
A fisherman is a jerk on one end of the line, waiting for a jerk on the other.
A woman who has never seen her husband fishing, doesn’t know what a patient man she married.
The fishing is always better on the other side of the lake.
Good things come to those who wade.
Born to Fish…Forced to Work.
FISH: an animal that grows the fastest between the time it’s caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.
Fish or cut bait.
Fish stories told here….some true.
Fisherman and other liars welcome.
Fishy, fishy in the brook, come and bite my little hook.
Fishermen fall for it, hook, line and sinker.
Fishing isn’t a matter of life and death….It’s much more important.
Here lives a grouchy old fisherman and the catch of his life.
I fish…therefore I am.
I don’t exaggerate…I just remember BIG.
I never met a fish I didn’t like.
I only fish on days that end in “Y.
Make fishin’ your mission.
SHUT UP AND FISH.
The four B’s of fishing: boat, bait, beer and BS.
There’s a fine line between fishing…and standing on the shore like an idiot.
To fish is human, to throw back is divine.
All fishermen are liars.
