I don't use Verizon.

The bagel shop hired a migrant.
The girl training her speaks English
Tell her he has Chlamydia.
Both of them blank stare.



The wheels on the bus goes round and round.



Are you hiring? Are you union?


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Posted Tue Nov 14, 2023 11:23 am

Makes me proud to be an American.


Posted Tue Nov 14, 2023 3:40 pm



What is the new contract for 32BJ 2024?

Effective April 21, 2024, each employee covered here under shall receive a wage increase of $0.825 for each regular straight time hour worked; Handy persons shall receive $0.875 for each regular straight time hour worked; Superintendents shall receive $0.90 for each regular straight time hour worked.

They won, they got what they wanted.



Please note that under the Local 32BJ Constitution, it is necessary for members on layoff who wish to remain in good standing to pay the minimum dues amount ($35) each month.

Posted Wed Nov 15, 2023 8:06 am

Posted Wed Nov 15, 2023 3:13 pm



He’s putting the hockey game on.

Posted Wed Nov 15, 2023 3:39 pm



I tipped the bartender



The food is here.



What foods contain botulism?
The botulinum toxin has been found in a variety of foods, including low-acid preserved vegetables, such as green beans, spinach, mushrooms, and beets; fish, including canned tuna, fermented, salted and smoked fish; and meat products, such as ham and sausage

Posted Wed Nov 15, 2023 8:26 pm

Jaundice is a condition produced when excess amounts of bilirubin circulating in the blood stream dissolve in the subcutaneous fat (the layer of fat just beneath the skin), causing a yellowish appearance of the skin and the whites of the eyes.



The average cord falls off between 10 and 14 days. Normal range is 7 to 21 days. Even if it falls off before 7 days, you can follow this advice. After the cord has fallen off, the navel will gradually heal.



Let me go get the baby powder. The aunt will help.
I do baby sitting on the side. I only charge $20 an hour.
I’ll give your kid a bath. I’ll scrub with my thumb between the cheeks.
They always giggle when you do that.

https://www.brightviewhealth.com/latest-updates/my-spouse-wont-stop-drinking/

What’s he do for a living? He’s a builder.
He’s in the screwing business.
You wanted to get screwed? Now you’re screwed!
Let’s have another. Hick-Up

Posted Wed Nov 15, 2023 9:25 pm

Send that fat b!ch to the gym.




I’m still healing.



https://cf.ltkcdn.net/pregnancy/labor-and-childbirth/images/std-lg/319401-1200x680-cervix-dilation.webp



It’s the cadence

Posted Wed Nov 15, 2023 9:36 pm

Yo Hink remember Dom bone oh coro?
He use to drive the rig down myrtle.
He was one of your customers.
He reminds me of the orphan.



He was at the Chinese restaurant on Cypress and Myrtle and they
left Andy’s daughter with him. She was frightened something
awful and ran to a stranger in the street. Remember when he threw
The knives at the black kids feet when they were ready to go at it
in the ave by 119. The dean came running out and broke it up.
I spank your kid if he doesn’t behave. Andy was at my house the
other day with his mother. You know Burt from the cafe?
Hey Jerk-Off

Posted Fri Nov 17, 2023 2:48 pm

I spotted dolphins. I didn’t get it on video.
The turns swooping down is normal.
Sometimes they’ll land on you. Never any harm done.
I have more footage from the bay all the way to the inlet
with oyster catchers guarding there nest.

It’s the Irish.

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Max-Planck

https://www.nydailynews.com/2023/11/17/headless-armless-body-found-on-beach-in-rockaways-queens-cause-of-death-unknown/

Posted Sat Nov 18, 2023 8:39 am

I had a Premonition, where’s Marie?

An authentic guido speaks Italian but with a Sicilian dialect.
His English is from Brooklyn with a bit of slang and after
a couple of words he’ll sneak in a Sicilian word to add to
the atmosphere. They are very clean people. It’s an Italian
restaurant. They are casual but neat. Being that they are
first generation American they lack knowledge of sarcasm.
They are defensive and hot under the collar. They are also
very fun to hangout with. Always read for a night out on the
town.

The situation needed time to mature. He now has life experience.

Posted Mon Nov 20, 2023 7:54 am

Who are you?
I’m bipolar.
Nice to meet you.



He doesn’t understand the vig. He’s a truck driver. Play Ball



After a certain amount of time there’s interest on the interest.
I collected my dividends and every quarter it increases.
That’s how he got himself popped. Tell him you’re filing for.

Posted Mon Nov 20, 2023 1:44 pm

Dask is a punk.

Posted Tue Nov 21, 2023 7:58 am

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